Friday, March 31, 2006

“So apparently you want this to get personal. I could do that too but I choose not to. I could go on about how your personal odor is like that of a thousand monkeys, I could. But that would be childish. I could talk about how you are hairier than Robin Williams on propecia, but I won’t. I could talk about your intelligence being less than that of a roll of toilet paper, but that would just be mean. So instead I am just going to say this. You are a poo poo head!!

So along with your ability to "quote" "words" you have obtained the ability to rewrite the english language to suit your needs. If anyone should know when enough is enough it's assuredly yourself. You like to talk "Big" but just how "Big" are you? I assert that your eminence is ballyhoo and that if placed in the center of a cage fight arena with Shirley Temple in her prime you'd be flounced thouroughly and indisputably. What's more, your recommendations aren't worth the pixels being used to display them. Here's an idea: realize that there are many (oh so many) people who are far more qualified than you to give advice. Time to buckle down and spoon it up.
Based on what you know? It would seem to me that you know nothing about “it”. The situation doesn’t even involve you. Well it didn’t. But it seems that it does now. I would think that you would have learned by now that you “reap” what you “sow”. So now that you are involved in that which doesn’t involve you I would recommend that you figure out a way to disinvolve yourself once again. So next time you feel inclined to censure why don’t you do us all a favor and just…not!

It's really a shame. I thought you were better than that. Based on what I know about the situation I'd have to rate your behavior as 8 out of 10 on the numbskull scale. I'm the first to admit your faults, but come on. You could at least TRY to make my job difficult. Just forget it.