“So apparently you want this to get personal. I could do that too but I choose not to. I could go on about how your personal odor is like that of a thousand monkeys, I could. But that would be childish. I could talk about how you are hairier than Robin Williams on propecia, but I won’t. I could talk about your intelligence being less than that of a roll of toilet paper, but that would just be mean. So instead I am just going to say this. You are a poo poo head!!”