A selfish nature belies an inconsequential man

Your yard isn't worth the excretions that were generously donated to it by those kind-hearted creatures and your accusations are not worth the embitterment you intend to impose upon me. I shall not take offense at your hastily defined criticism but rather "rise above" as they say. The destruction of your yard can only be considered a good thing by those who know you. Only, it is a shame of great magnitude that the detruction was not so complete as to include your dwelling place and one would hope your very self as well. Alas, dreams can come true and I anticipate as copiously today as always your unconditional destruction. Amen and amen.